people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
June 2013
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
being the only one up left during dodgeball is a terrifying thing
one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like
GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it
